Today i kicked a bus ….
It was my first bus-kick.
Not only i felt integrated in this society, more over an active member of it.
It all started when the bus driver decided to stop the bus 1 km short of my destination, and the reason: traffic jam.
I was the only “client” left in the bus and committed the mistake of paying him in advance.
No argument can change his mind, i also dialed 112 (sure the policeman was laughing at me.)
So … after shouting at each other, swearing, bringing down vaginas, mothers, sisters, god …
I stepped out of the bus and kicked it.
p.s. My big toe is hurting a lot and not long ago i fainted in the kitchen, now I’m searching for some painkillers.